“Everything you want is real close when you close your eyes…” Imagination – Tamia
I believe that anything is attainable, you just have to want it bad it enough to get it – the right way of course. And that is my affirmation for the day. 
So guess what I have for you today? Yes indeed, a fresh installment of Monday Madness. I know, it has been awhile and I am sorry. There are so many things going on, sometimes there is just not enough time to bring it all to you. However, this week I figured, why not let it be this Monday?
So without further adieu, here is Monday Madness: the news that made me cuss, cringe and shake my head.
1) Oh Jamie!: Alright, some of you may not agree with me, but hey this is my opinion. I am sure all of you already heard about the whole Jamie Foxx/Miley Cyrus debacle. If not, take a listen for yourself:
Now I am sorry, I am not a fan of Miss Cyrus either, but whoa there Jaimie on the expletives. This is supposed to be a grown man talking about a kid. Bitch?! To quote The Queen – “Who you calling a bitch?!” Not that it would make it any beter if it was an adult, but we all know how society works. Adult vs adult is one thing, but a kid? She’s not grown, no matter how many naked shots she takes for magazine spreads. The point of the matter is this, we all know how this would go down if the tables were turned. Jaime would go BALLASTIC if someone went on air and called out his daughter like that. Crackhead or not. It is very easy to put someone on blast and get carried away, but this was some shit. Do unto others Jamie, think before you leap. He has since then apologized, but whatever (you can watch it here). About I’m a comedian…I’m a comedian and it was just a joke. PLEASE. NEXT!
2) Vroom, Vroom!: This was just PRECIOUS. Didn’t we see all of this coming with the property taxes payment problem, foreclosure on the mansion, Lil Kim’s car fiasco, failed child support payments… and now this? Scott Storch arrested for grand theft auto? Seriously? This is just too much. Jigga said it right regarding Hollywood and it sure can pertain to certain things in life - “IT AIN’T FOR EVERYBODY!” Read about Scott’s stupidity here. (www.mtv.com)
3) And speaking about my man Jigga: His peoples are on some ‘ish it seems. I don’t know how true this is since it is on Page Six, but guess what? I am going to comment regardless. Look, if you want to go out and ball out of control make sure you have enough on your credit card to pay your tab. Apparently Shawn Costner from Universal Records and Michael Kyser from Atlantic Records took Jay and the posse out and ran up a ridiculous tab. A tab that wasn’t even paid for! Someone’s card was declined (yup, it happens to head honcho’s too), a receipt was sent, and still has not been paid. Now all of a sudden, no one has a recollection of actually being at the said club. How convenient!! The club would like to collect their funds, rather than press charges. Can you imagine? I hope this is settled sooner than later, because this is really not a good look. Read the full article here.
4) Shamwow better make room for The Body Snake!: Have you seen this commercial yet? Are we that lazy (the foot scrubber?!!) I am not able. I cannot and will not.
5) Laugh of the day: I saw this and fell out. Whoever came up with this one deserves an award.
Flashback of the day: I am still in my 80’s mode this week, so bear with me. Yes, I went there. Hush.
See y’all soon, a lot on the horizon this week!
Tha Connoisseur
AAAH! It was amusing until that woman with the ugly nails started caressing the shower snake. That was just creepy.
llmao! Where do you find this stuff?
Jaime is outta control!
Lmao! @ that body snake! I’m not that big! Or that lazy!
I love that Heineken commercial!
Yes girl, I am a bit upset at him for that. He seems like a pretty genuine guy, so I am hoping he really did pick up the phone to call and apologize.
I saw that commercial last night and FELL OUT. The Body Snake was some business man…lol
Hey there, TC!
First up, Jamie…you know I love him, but this here? Oh…let me say that I’ve listened to this little recording and I must say that it is not him muttering the “b” word…it is his cohorts. That, of course, does not excuse this in any way because it is HIS show. And I agree with you that if he caught wind of anyone talking about his daughter, whether it be the host or anyone muttering in the background, he would be at the door with a sawed off shotgun ready to go to war! He is, however, a comedian, and they often don’t look before they leap. I’m at the point that it needs to just be let go because dude went on national tv and apologized and seemed sincere…
OK, I’m done talking about that…I want it to go away…too much attention to MC!
I had no idea Jay was up on that dine n’ dash stuff! LOL…
Notice how the Body Snake commercial shows a fat dude? Lazy ass…
Dang, I think I went all “blog post” in your comments…I sowwie…LOL…
LMAO My space is your space chica – blow off as much as you want!!
You know, when I listened to it, I did say the same thing re who said what. You are right, it was the dude telling the story and Jamie’s cohorts. However, Jamie’s response was not one that I hoped would come out of his mouth. Not a good look. It will go away, I am late as usual and I just wanted to put in my two cents…lol You know me!
As for Jay, it’s more his peeps who have no manners. Disgusting.